Benny Potter and the Island of Secrets

Trailer for the new Benny Potter movie. WARNING - SPOILERIFFIC!

Hagrid: "You're a wizard, Benny"

"On an island hidden to the world..."

"One boy will uncover a magical land..."

"He will see things no man has seen before..."

"Scary things..." (look at the forehead!)

"Beautiful things..."

"and plain ol' crazy things."

"He will learn their ways"

"gain their trust..."

"But when the final battle comes, will he side with good..."

"or evil?"

Benny Potter and the Island of Secrets: Opening this weekend. Check your local cinema listings for details. Although it'll probably be sold out cos' it's awesome. Way better than that Spiderman 3 rubbish. And that rom-com with Drew Barrymore in it? Fu-gedabowdit! Wait, who are you? What are you doing in my kitchen?

Top Satisfying Moments in Lost

1."Finding a parachutist who has a photo of you" - Nice!

2. "Beating the Doc at something" - Gratifying!

3. "Finding out Jin is the baby daddy" - Relief!

4. "Connecting with a spinning heel kick to an Other's face" - sweet!

5. "Hitting Charlie in the face repeatedly" - Priceless!

Hurley drops a bomb

"I don't feel too good"





"Unnngh!! *parp!*"




"DUDE! What is wrong with your guts? That smells rank!"






"I er, was up last night dipping raw hot dogs in ranch dressing...sorry dude"





"Bleurch! Smells so...bad...."

"Jack, what is that ungodly stench?!"



"Oh, dudes! Watch out for the brown smoke monster - he's heading your way!"

"..."

TOM-foolery!!!1

Locke: "Here we are: the Other's vil-"

Kate: "AAACHOO!"

Sayid: "shhh!!!"

"Wow, it's so modern!" (maybe they have *gasp* - internet access!

Online Poker, DarkUFO's blog, internet solitare...take me now, Others!)

Kate: "omg it's Jack!"


Sayid: "Don't give away our position. Look, there's Friendly"



Sayid: "Come on Jack, you know what to do. Football in groin, Football in groin!!!"

Jack: "Touchdown!! w00t! I'm on fire!"


"It's worse than I feared. They're engaging in...horseplay..."

"...Dear God..."

Paolo Is Still Full of Sh*t!

"Waah!!!"

"..."

"Eko!! You okay big guy?"

"C'mon, you gotta get through this..."

"*splutter* Yemi...ugh..."

"Rest In Peace big guy. *tear*"

PAOLO:"Well, he went like a true priest. Thinking about two little children touching each other".

"OMG Paolo..."

"You better sleep with one eye open tonight, Paolo"

"*sighs* n00bs..."

Proof! The Others have teh internets!

"Stay in here and eat all the freakin' chips, Ben"






"Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day. Anyway, you know I'm training to be a cage fighter."





"Since when? You have the worst reflexes like, ever"





"Why don't you come here and try and hit me? Then we'll see what happens"





LATER...






"Ya watchin' this Pickett? I rule!"

Desmond and Paolo - Man 2 Man

"Y'alright big man? Que tal?"

"*sigh* Hey Desmond."

"Having a wee bit of trouble with your golf swing?"

"Nah, I'm getting pretty good actually.

Have a problem though... it's about Nikki"

"Aye... I've chosen a higher path, so I'm not the best person to ask, but you two, living in sin... it must be hard."

"Actually, that's the problem. Nothing happened. I couldn't - you know... maybe it's the island?"

"Oh! Uhh, yeah could be the island - could be. Ah, well nevermind, keep your pecker up - (!) - gotta go!"

LATER...

"(mumbling) C'mon... please God...

Kate and Claire naked on a bouncy castle...

Sun running down the beach...

oh -

"It's awake. Thank God little Des is okay!"

"It's the island Desmond! Yeah sure it is Paolo ya big greasy mama's boy..."