Benny Potter and the Island of Secrets
"On an island hidden to the world..."
"One boy will uncover a magical land..."
"He will see things no man has seen before..."
"Scary things..." (look at the forehead!)
"Beautiful things..."
"and plain ol' crazy things."
"He will learn their ways"
"gain their trust..."
"But when the final battle comes, will he side with good..."
"or evil?"
Benny Potter and the Island of Secrets: Opening this weekend. Check your local cinema listings for details. Although it'll probably be sold out cos' it's awesome. Way better than that Spiderman 3 rubbish. And that rom-com with Drew Barrymore in it? Fu-gedabowdit! Wait, who are you? What are you doing in my kitchen?