Proof! The Others have teh internets!

"Stay in here and eat all the freakin' chips, Ben"






"Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day. Anyway, you know I'm training to be a cage fighter."





"Since when? You have the worst reflexes like, ever"





"Why don't you come here and try and hit me? Then we'll see what happens"





LATER...






"Ya watchin' this Pickett? I rule!"

Desmond and Paolo - Man 2 Man

"Y'alright big man? Que tal?"

"*sigh* Hey Desmond."

"Having a wee bit of trouble with your golf swing?"

"Nah, I'm getting pretty good actually.

Have a problem though... it's about Nikki"

"Aye... I've chosen a higher path, so I'm not the best person to ask, but you two, living in sin... it must be hard."

"Actually, that's the problem. Nothing happened. I couldn't - you know... maybe it's the island?"

"Oh! Uhh, yeah could be the island - could be. Ah, well nevermind, keep your pecker up - (!) - gotta go!"

LATER...

"(mumbling) C'mon... please God...

Kate and Claire naked on a bouncy castle...

Sun running down the beach...

oh -

"It's awake. Thank God little Des is okay!"

"It's the island Desmond! Yeah sure it is Paolo ya big greasy mama's boy..."

The Names' Shephard, Jack Shephard

"So we meet again, Mr. Shephard"

"What do you people want from me?

Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr. Shephard. I expect you to die!"

"Argh!"




















After Escaping...

"Wow - that was close. I nearly had to

'wave' goodbye to you..."

"Heh...yeah"

"I mean, 'water' way to escape! Now the

'tide' will turn..."





"Enough of the lame Bond puns, already"

Jack shows The Others who's boss!

"Here's your sammich"








"You expect me to eat that shit? You guys live like kings

and all I get is a cheese sammich?"

"Actually, it's a Croque Monsieur"









"YOU eat it then! I hate French food anyway!"











"Gimme some American food. I want a cheesburger..."









"...NOW"

a while later...

"YOU FORGOT THE KETCHUP!!!!!!"

"Jack Has A Plan!"

"Jack will be here soon, he has a plan. He's
such a great guy".

"Dang! Where's the Doc and this plan of his?"

Meanwhile...










"Me angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
C'mon guess who I am!?"

"Umm...Kermit the Frog?"

"I was SUPPOSED to be the Hulk...now you've really made me angry."

"lol!"

"Hmph...

Wait, wasn't there something I was supposed to do?"